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I SURVIVED THE CLAM CHOWDER AT THE LEXUS DECEMBER TO REMEMBER SALES EVENT

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DO NOT EAT THE CLAM CHOWDER AT THE LEXUS DECEMBER TO REMEMBER SALES EVENT.

This shirt is hand screen printed by me in Nashville, Tennessee on a 100% cotton 6.0oz/sq yd Comfort Colors blank. Please review the size chart if you're unsure of your size. Compare it with your favorite shirt to find out what size to get!

A size Large is pictured in the images, these are real pics, no mockup bs

These are screenprinted to-order so fulfillment time can take up to 3-4 weeks but is usually faster than that. Please make sure to put in your info and address correctly to make sure your shirt arrives correctly

 

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(inches)  MEDIUM LARGE
X-LARGE XX-LARGE
chest width 20
22 24 26
body length 28 29.5
30.5
31.5

 

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Gab
Fire Flames

Coolest tees in the game!

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Jonathan N.
Based

Shit was cash

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Alejandro Mondragon
Life changing

It good : )

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Ash D
I’m a survivor

In was a usual cold winter day when I accompanied my father to purchase a new car. After his promotion at work he figure he need an upgrade. It was the day of the Lexus December to remember sales event. I had forgotten to eat that morning, and my stomach rumbled as I entered the dealership. There was a thick, sour smell wafting through the air. The salesman had been rambling on to my father when he stopped at a buffet table. “If you guys are hungry we’re serving complementary food today!”. I glanced over at the table and saw row and rows of hot clam chowder being warmed by overhead lights. My stomach rumbled again. “You guys go ahead” I said “I’ll catch up in a little bit. I grabbed a styrofoam bowl and filled it to the bring with the thick, soup. And brought it to my lips. That the last thing I remember before waking up in the hospital. Apparently the clam chowder had been sitting in those dishes since the being of December constantly being warmed and had subsequently gone bad. I passed out and had to have my stomach pumped. I am lucky to be here. I am a survivor.