I SURVIVED THE CLAM CHOWDER AT THE LEXUS DECEMBER TO REMEMBER SALES EVENT
DO NOT EAT THE CLAM CHOWDER AT THE LEXUS DECEMBER TO REMEMBER SALES EVENT.
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In was a usual cold winter day when I accompanied my father to purchase a new car. After his promotion at work he figure he need an upgrade. It was the day of the Lexus December to remember sales event. I had forgotten to eat that morning, and my stomach rumbled as I entered the dealership. There was a thick, sour smell wafting through the air. The salesman had been rambling on to my father when he stopped at a buffet table. “If you guys are hungry we’re serving complementary food today!”. I glanced over at the table and saw row and rows of hot clam chowder being warmed by overhead lights. My stomach rumbled again. “You guys go ahead” I said “I’ll catch up in a little bit. I grabbed a styrofoam bowl and filled it to the bring with the thick, soup. And brought it to my lips. That the last thing I remember before waking up in the hospital. Apparently the clam chowder had been sitting in those dishes since the being of December constantly being warmed and had subsequently gone bad. I passed out and had to have my stomach pumped. I am lucky to be here. I am a survivor.